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The original file BCSTATUE.TXT was uploaded by me on 10/31/92.
I have re-uploaded it with these comments to point out that *I* didn't
vote for this dope, but I know many of you out there did.
So here's a reminder for all of you who voted for *CHANGE*!
Change is what *YOU* (and unfortunately I) got....are we having fun yet???
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Bill Clinton Statue Committee
1040 Buloo Street
Little Rock AR. 72205
Dear Friend:
We have the distiguished honor of being on the committee for raising
five million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall
of Fame in Washington, D.C.
This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It
was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth,
since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did
not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and
did it all on borrowed money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after
paying Bill Clinton's taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this
worthwhile project.
Fraternally
BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITTEE
P.S. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic
Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation,
protects a bunch of pricks, halves production, and gives a false sense of
security while being screwed.